Month by month, where the cold is worth a walk
November to February the whole city is a cold room, or near enough: the evenings are in the low twenties, there is a breeze off the sea, and the open-fronted bars of Soi Buakhao and the roofs along the beach are at their best. In these months this page matters least and the hall's cold is a curiosity rather than a reason; people still say "like a fridge" in their reviews, and some of them bring a jumper.
March, April and May are the months the page was written for. The evenings do not drop below thirty, April is the hottest month of the year, and the pavement gives back the day's sun until midnight. A fan is a fan. The rooms on this list are the rooms where a night lasts a night, and the hall, at twenty degrees from the gate to the drum kit, is the coldest large room in Central Pattaya and the only one with a band. Songkran, in the middle of April, fills it with people who came in to dry off.
June to October is the rain, which comes in the late afternoon or the early evening, hard, for an hour. The heat is a little less and the humidity is a lot more, and the open-fronted bars lose an hour of custom a day to it. A room with walls has that hour. The hall's gate on Soi Diana fills with people who were on Soi Buakhao when the rain started, and they stay, because the rain stops and the band is on.
What to wear, and how long to stay
A shirt with sleeves, if you are going to be in the hall past the first set. This sounds absurd for a city where the temperature outside the gate is thirty-two, and it is the single most common piece of advice our regulars give to first-timers, and the single most ignored. The cold at the back of the hall, at the counter and the stage-side tables, is real, and a person in a vest at midnight in a room at twenty degrees three metres from a drummer is a person who is going home early. One regular over seventy brings a jumper in a bag. He stays for four sets.
How long to stay is the thing the cold changes most. In an open-fronted bar in April the night is over when the sweat wins, which is about an hour. In a cold room the night is over when the band stops, which is about two in the morning. The reviews of the rooms on this page that mention the cold nearly all mention staying, in the same sentence, and that is the correlation this list is built on.
The list above is the rooms where a reviewer felt the cold and wrote it down, ranked by Google's rating weighted by review count, with the rule stated so you can argue with it, and each entry has its distance from our counter. The honest list further down is the open-air rooms that say so, and they are good rooms from November to February. From March on, start at the top.